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Brooke Bradford

Oh Boy(s)


Here are 6 of the funniest/most ridiculous things boys have said to my best friend & I (who are, still, very single). So if you’re feeling a little low this Valentine's season, here are a few reasons to laugh because you’re not the only one:


* This post is entirely for comical entertainment. If you are one of these boys we probably really liked you at one point in time, but now we just giggle about the things you might have said or done, so just laugh with us*


Happy Galantine's day to all the single ladies!


Me: I was dating this guy, we were both pretty young so it wasn’t that serious of a relationship, but we went on dates, he drove me around in his truck, we met each other's families, and we were out on a date one day and he said, “ You smell like my grandma.” Talk about a confidence killer, lol. I’m so glad I remind you of your grandmother.


Me: I agreed to go to prom with a stranger as a favor to my best friend. It was his senior prom; we texted some to make plans before, but the first time I saw him in person was on prom day. We took the awkward pictures and then got in his truck to drive to the event center where we were having the prom. It was about a 20-minute drive and it was just him and I….Y’all he didn’t turn the radio on the entire ride. All 20 minutes in silence. Then we got to prom and when it was time to hit the dance floor, this boy slow danced with me, at his senior prom, with A finger on each side of my waste (as in one index finger on each side on my waist). I had never felt so out of place and awkward in my whole life. But now at least I have a funny story to tell I guess...


Aly: I had been into this guy pretty seriously; we’d gone on a couple of dates. Then, he asked me to go to prom with him, and we went together. We were on the fast track to dating, then he decided to have a sleepover with another girl and when I found out he said, “please don’t tell my dad.” Okay really? You just screwed up big time with me, ruined our relationship, wasted my time, and your response is that you’re worried about me telling your dad...


Me: I had just met this boy; he was super cute, athletic, funny, and he seemed really nice. Overall, I thought hey, he really seems like he could be a good one. We talked for some period of time, we were becoming close, and then out of left field this boy said, “I really wish I didn’t have a girlfriend because you are like perfect.” WOAHHH


Aly: I liked this guy; we had been snapchatting for over a month. We talked on the phone constantly, I met his parents, we went on dates, but we hadn’t become exclusive yet. Well, then we got into a tiny argument over something I don’t even remember, and he said, “I mean I figured we would date but its whatever I guess..” We weren’t even arguing about dating and this boy throws out there “whatever I guess” in regards to our relationship after all that. Bless.


Me: There was an older guy at my school and we always flirted with each other anytime we saw each other; it was totally playful and I didn’t think that much of it, then we both went on a school trip. We got to spend lots of time together, hanging out, talking, and flirting. By the end of the week I definitely started to develop a crush on him and then this boy says, “You know you’re really cool and super pretty, but you’re just too put together for me.” Umm… I seriously never imagined that would be a reason against being in a relationship with me. Heavens.


Me: I was taking hitting lessons at Fieldhouse in Conway. Mom and I drove to Conway once a week to lessons. We hit in these net tunnels, and there were three tunnels in this room. So every week in the tunnel beside me, “the love of my life” was also taking hitting lessons. One day we were doing hitting drills and I had just finished hitting a bucket of balls and started picking them up, when the boy in the tunnel next to me was still hitting, I bent down to pick a softball up near the net. I heard a crack of a bat, and this super cute boy hit me in the back of the head with this baseball. Wow, “the love of my life” smoked me in the back of the head with a baseball. He immediately apologized of course. I was totally fine, but I had a slight headache. I was soo embarrassed and at the end of the season, I switched to a new lesson time slot and I’ve never seen him again. So if you’re out there and you hit a blonde girl in the head at the field house, hit me up.

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